Piece of Crap

Laura will not stop calling me a piece of crap. What I am wondering is if I am a piece of crap, where is the rest of it? I miss the rest of the crap that I am a piece of. If you find any crap out there please send it to me, I could be a piece of it. Another funny thing is that Laura must love crap because she married a piece of it.

Nonoah

She must be over her stranger anxiety, because Agnes only took about two minutes to decide she loved Noah. Now whenever she sees his picture on the computer screensaver she says, "Nonoah, Nonoah." "More, yeah."

Naked, naked, everywhere

Doesn't matter where we are, Agnes loves to show off her delicate figure. I say let her run around naked while she's got the chance.